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Root & Shaw and their “you mean so little to me that we’ve created our own flirty banter language” relationship.#this episode gave shaw a clear escape route #to a life with all the things she loves about #being on team machine #but none of
Now i tag everytime a secret message, to write a secret letter for a person, she knows i mean.. </3Dunno if she see’s it, but the hope never dies.(Message 2)
Just some quick info, I’m gonna go to the taping of 2 Penn and Teller: Fool Us episodes tomorrow and on Friday in Las Vegas. I’m so excited for this little trip!But sadly that also means there won’t be any livestream on Friday, I’ll try to stream
@ mutualssend me your OCs, Imma choose one from each person and butcher them up (meaning I will do a PROLLY NSFW/NUDE b&w sketch bc why not)
I’m but a simple sap, give me a couple that we know is doomed to tragedy due to the reverse chronology of the narrative and I’m like “Ah yes, this gets all of my emotional investment”
I wish I had more Little friends. It seems all the ones I meet are unnecessarily mean and bratty. Like, cool, you’re a brat for your daddy, but I’m tryna be your friend; chill tf out and come smoke this blunt with me.
zoeyposthuman: I just saw the movie and have Opinions P.S. Same goes for the Ghostbusters remake. tall boy scary
at-the-mercy-of-the-ocean: rootbeergoddess: love-lust-butterflies: Boost this shit Wow fuck this person Fuck this person and everything they do. I mean if my art was that shit I’d be desperate for less competition but not that desperate, this
004mog: Sigh…with the people touching me at work… I need to just tell all my coworkers “don’t” but I also don’t want to get shit and/or questions over being OCD. I mean it’s not like people don’t *pick up on this*. Today, at
Why did I start rereading Harry Potter last night? Now I don’t want to do anything besides keep reading Harry Potter. This isn’t fair.
004mog: I invited everyone overNo one has RSVPed so if no one comes that means I can nap instead of clean the apartment right. I just want to let everyone know in light of my shit weekend that this get-together DID happen, had only quality people in
petcareawareness: businessinsider: 7 quirky cat behaviors and what they mean I, personally, would have called this “7 perfectly normal but frequently misunderstood cat behaviors and what they mean”, but you get the point. - Grump
Waiting for the snow to clear and the weather to warm so I can practice guard outside again! It’s been…6 years, shit. Gonna film myself with a camcorder, but that means I need to buy one ‘cause I can’t borrow from my mom this
jaclcfrost:i may be short but that doesn’t mean you’re not about to experience the wrath of a god
good things about today: new hoover (it is amazing and so powerful it almost took up the carpets and a couple of shoes) which means clean house (it got rid of SO MUCH CAT HAIR) delicious food (yey) sebby playing with his bowtie toy like nothing else in
I’m wearing my binder for the first time evaaaar. Getting it on was comical. Graham had to help me. But this means I can finally work on my cosplay yessssss good.
At one point during the night my SO just said, “But would incest really be taboo in dwarven culture? I mean, we don’t know that many details about them. But would it really be that bad of a thing?” He then proceeded to discuss with
while I’m doing procrastination feelings posts, I am going through the most intense friendship feelings for someone for the first time in a long while. I mean, it’s pretty obvious that I’ve been going through them for the past few
savarend: donnie and I are loosely planning on visiting hobbiton together I mean it’s gonna happen but we both have to save up so obviously there’s nothing concrete BUT IT’S SOMETHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO I actually thought about this periodically
I know this sounds petty, but it bothers me that one specific trans*-interpretation fic is considered omg so great by the fandom. It’s not that I think the author is a terrible person or anything. I think they had good intentions in their fic
I finally emailed my boss about being paid at the rate that my new title should be (I should be paid around 15/hour, as opposed to 9/hour). Also I have to do this awful commute bullshit where I go to work at 8:30, stay until 1:45ish, hope I get a bus,
I’m pretty sure two people unfollowed me this afternoon because of the whole discussion re: Eren possibly being Turkish. I don’t usually get this way but hahahahahah good riddance.
I wish I could say I got this from sex. At least that means I was probably enjoying myself, because wow I have a decent sex life for someone like me. but nope. pretty sure it came from wearing something with bathing suit-like material and not removing
Graham’s mom is folding all of our clothes and I’M SO EMBARRASSED because my clothes are hideous and I think this means I’m part of the family but I CAN’T HANDLE THIS
I mean, I have a baseline that these things are going to happen to me constantly BUT AT LEAST I can be distracted by the dulcet sounds of insert artist here to keep me occupied JUST FUCK THIS IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN.
I’m not sure if this is specific to teaching/grad school, but has anyone else lost a zillion friends because of it? I mean, I’ve had interpersonal relationship issues, sure, but I’m checking my friend’s list on Facebook and a
Is there a mature way to tell someone “Just because we sit near each other during lunch doesn’t mean we’re friends." Or better yet "You make me feel unsafe as a trans and queer person and I’d rather you not try and
hey so like. I’m still alive. the past week or two have been really rough (assault anniversary, attempt anniversary, getting this musical off the ground), but like. I’m here. I don’t know if that really means anything at this point, but I am.
vajoochie: IM TRYIGN TO FIND A PAGE ON THIS PERSON’S BLOG THAT SAYS ITS A JOKE BUT I CANT FIND ONE LIKE I DONT WANT TO BE MEAN BUT IS THIS REAL DO PEOPLE ACTUALLY DO THIS????????? WHAT
Ok friend welcome to my blog but that vegan tag was to point you towards my really cool vegan friend, I like post pictures of cheeseburgers and stuff I mean all are welcome here but I don’t want to mislead anyone
I had ordered that SDCC exclusive vinyl record but the post office kicked it back to sender because it didn’t have my box number (I know I put it on but I think maybe they released the shipping address I put with the billing address) so I guess
artemispanthar:Everyone made fun of me for wearing socks with sandals but guess who was the only one who didn’t get blisters on their feet This post is CANCELLED because I did get blisters! The socks have betrayed me! I’m fed up with this
so i found out that koujaku/noiz actually has three ship names and this can be both a good and bad thing because on one hand that means yay new tag to track (since not everyone tags all three ship names) and more kounoi stuff to stumble upon but on
so i was thinking. noiz has a lot if piercings right? and that shit takes quite awhile to take care of right? like up to a year so it doesn’t get infections and shit. so idk where i’m going w/ this but yo that means noiz has to give a shit about
i don’t know what it is about noiao that gives me such bitter feelings. i mean i don’t mind them, at least i don’t think i do, but sometimes when i see art of them i just get this unsettling, bitter feeling and i’m not really sure where it comes
i honestly hate haikyuu so much like what the fuck?? it’s so??? offensive tbh???? like why the fuck are all these boys so fuckin ideal?? i hate this wtf fucking date me bokuto u 2d fictional piece of shit
i can’t believe i’m this upset over a parasyte dying
i solo yolo’d bc i only have like 30 discs and wanted one last shot at an anniversary card before it ended and i mean i didn’t get one but?? i guess this is okay? i’m still kind of salty tho ww but! at least i can idolize ban-chan now (´ ▽`)
These last few days have been stormy and cloudy and rainy and wet. I am happiest in this weather. I live for it. I try to be outside during storms as often as I can because the sound of the thunder, the flash of lightning, and the splash of cold rain
I need to stop romanticizing the things that you do. It’s just… not what I think it is. Or what I want it to mean.
wsabe: do you really like this specific person but the whole universe says “nah son go find another”
theendofyou: babestein: Anyone else could dress like CRB and I would be like, wow, this person lacks style for REAL get them some HELP but since it’s CRB it’s like cute and endearing?!1?! come on, thats the outfit of the century
It’s extremely disheartening to have to do this pregnancy without the support of my own parents. I don’t mean that they disapprove, but for my own mental health I’ve had to go no contact with them. I told my dad but he hasn’t told
thugdaddi3: pinstripesuit: filmeditors: listen: fight club and pulp fiction are good movies, i love them both personally, but if a guy (and you KNOW the type of guy i mean) says they are his Favorite Movies then u need to run. RUN. plan ur exist exit
My boyfriend and his best friend Dan are so cute and I’m gonna miss Dan. I wish I had more time with them both rather than just about a half a semester. So happy I’ll still have my Scott but that group came to mean so much to me in just this
Since nobody is commissioning me anymore, I guess I’m officially unemployed again? This sucks.. this sucks really really badly. The dynamic of my house seems to be changing but that doesn’t mean it won’t still be abusive
Fuck I’m nervous as hell I just wanna write this stupid fanfiction but like damn I don’t want people looking down on em for writing fanfiction, know what I mean
Ugh I wish there was someone to talk to about this but everyone that comes to mind feels… wrong for some reasonI’m too ashamed of this thing to be able to actually tell any of them it, I dunno what to do I mean I guess I can bottle it but like
I have a real motherfUCKING problem with myself right now because it’s motherfucking dumb to get so cunfomrtable by this one fucking word that means something cute and sthi cause like yeah I gtet my brain ties it to all tgat bullshit but noI feel so
I’m supposed to be talkiing about all this shit but how about hell the fuck no because that means ahving a breakdown adn UI don;t wanna dio taht
I feel like this means nothing to you at all. Its been 4 months and we are still at square one. You need to stop saying things you think I want to hear when we get drunk. I know you don’t mean any of it and your actions after the fact prove it..
hnknta: nonblack people don’t be understanding that if we say we getting our hair done rn that means no we cannot hangout later i know it’s 11am but no
humans-of-pdx: “I don’t really like people, but it’s difficult to get comfortable with loneliness. I mean, I’ve tried to have friends, but it never works out. And I’m tired of going out alone. I’m ok staying in at my place. It smells
girliegirlyetallwoman: sleepinsidemysoul: “This person realizes that staying home means blowing off everyone this person has ever known. But the desire to stay in is very strong. This person wants to run a bath and then read in bed.” ― Miranda
I’m done pretending to like people I don’t like. I don’t care if they mean something to you. if I don’t like them trust me when I say I have a good reason not to. I give everyone a fair chance but some people like to take advantage
“Did anyone else feel slightly awkward during some of this video? I mean I love Charlie, I have been watching his videos for years, but… If you want to think about it like this, we are his clients - as he said, we paid for that house in London. And
I didn’t mean to fall in love, but it happened. And now he’s gone and this is the week from hell. My dog is dead, I only have two weeks to find a place to live and the first person I’ve ever fallen in love with is untouchable in the way that I need.
this guy i’ve hung out with now three times is inarguably one of the better ones he is sweet and cute and i feel totally comfortable around him and i hate that i like him but i do and he is so good with his tongue, i mean sweet baby jesus and i
This isn’t what I want but I want you to be happy so I guess that means I have to let go